Okay, so, you’re bigger than I am, and you’re stronger than I am, and you’re faster than I am, and you can beat me up in a fight, and you have a nicer car than I do, and a nicer motorcycle than I have, and you’re a better cook, and you follow a better diet, you have less body fat than I do, and you’re taller than I am, you’re better looking than I am, and you have a prettier girl than I have, you live in a bigger, nicer house than I do, you have a better guitar than I do, and you play it better, a better stereo, you can sing better than I can, you are smarter than I am, you have a better job than I do, a nicer camera, better clothes, better sneakers and nicer shoes, and you have a bigger television set than I…